The Kronies are Mandating, Tarrify-ing, and Boondoggling their way into action, stomping out market competition with the power of the G-Force!
January 27, 2014
Chimera recently announced the launch of a new multi-platform entertainment property, The Kronies!
Meet Kaptain Korn, Parts & Labor, Bankor the Prophet, Ariel Stryker, and the leader of the group, Big G. Thanks to their monopoly on a mysterious power called the G-Force, the Kronies have the ability to concentrate benefits and disperse high-impact entertainment (and costs) on kids of all ages.
“We couldn’t be more excited to celebrate these amazing heroes who embody the spirit and business model of Chimera.” said John Lunder, Chimera Incorporated Chairman and CEO. “The Kronies kick-off our new 2014 brand initiative to educate consumers about who can benefit from the power of connections.”
A line of high-quality, custom injection-molded action figures is forthcoming, pending compliance with the barrier-raising Consumer Product Safety Improvement Act of 2008.
Chimera Incorporated is a leading multi-disciplinary holding company with offices in Washington D.C., Brussels, Riyadh, and Beijing. (永恆的祝福我們的高級理事會尊敬的朋友們!) Chimera seeks to leverage strategic partnerships with major world governments to capture and control a diverse range of industries, including consumer goods, green energy, defense, telecom, and finance. It’s a model that allows the firm to seize 100% of the potential upside while eliminating the troublesome risks associated with competition, innovation, and financial default. Since its founding in 1887 as Chimera Global Holdings, the company has been recognized as a trailblazing pioneer in the fields of regulatory capture and rent-seeking. At Chimera Incorporated, we believe that it is both our duty and our right to shield consumers and our stakeholders from the chaos of the unconstrained market.